Somebody's not Livin' the Icrontic Life

reported May 18, 2008 by Rob Updegrove

Filed under: beer, Icrontic

We all know that beer is important. There are some things in life, however, that are actually more important than beer. Your children, for instance.

Apparently this guy was trying so hard to uphold the "beer" aspect of the Icrontic Life that he forgot his priorities. A keen-eyed police officer, noticing the man's lack of updated registration, pulled him over to find a case of beer buckled into the passenger seat and his five-year old kid sitting on the floor of the car.

Sorry, pal, you are NOT Livin' the Icrontic Life. The fine of $750 AUD pales in comparison to jeopardizing the safety of a child... not to mention your honorary Anti-Icrontian status for life.

(Thanks to IC reader Colgere for the story)

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  1. FreeC8675 said May 20, 2008 12:57am (ET)

    Children > alcohol

    In every situation.

  2. Trogan said May 20, 2008 1:47am (ET)

    FreeC8675 saidChildren > alcohol

    In every situation.

  3. Thrax said May 20, 2008 1:59am (ET)

    FreeC8675 saidChildren > alcohol

    In every situation.



    I'd rather have alcohol than children.

  4. Zuntar said May 20, 2008 3:56pm (ET)

    Having alcohol and not having children is fine, however since he had both he = FAIL and needs to be beaten.

  5. UPSWeezer said May 20, 2008 4:02pm (ET)

    BOOOOO!!!

  6. Kwitko said May 20, 2008 10:46pm (ET)

    Alcohol therefore children.

  7. Shorty said May 22, 2008 1:14am (ET)

    Thrax saidI'd rather have alcohol than children.


    But that means you will get drunk quicker, if you are going to dine out with your usual cannibalistic ways, I thought you had to have both

  8. Colgere said May 22, 2008 11:41am (ET)

    I'd rather have alcohol than children.


    I don't know if I'd rather have alcohol than children, but I know I wouldn't put a child on the floor of a car over alcohol, lol...

  9. Qeldroma said May 22, 2008 3:22pm (ET)

    Thrax saidI'd rather have alcohol than children.


    I'd rather have alcohol than your children too.

  10. Thrax said May 22, 2008 3:31pm (ET)

  11. Qeldroma said May 22, 2008 3:44pm (ET)

    Sorry- couldn't resist the set up.

  12. FelixDeSouze said May 27, 2008 7:42am (ET)

    Shockin'! Cut the guys nuts off, he'll soon learn! LOSER

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