We all know that beer is important. There are some things in life, however, that are actually more important than beer. Your children, for instance.
Apparently this guy was trying so hard to uphold the "beer" aspect of the Icrontic Life that he forgot his priorities. A keen-eyed police officer, noticing the man's lack of updated registration, pulled him over to find a case of beer buckled into the passenger seat and his five-year old kid sitting on the floor of the car.
Sorry, pal, you are NOT Livin' the Icrontic Life. The fine of $750 AUD pales in comparison to jeopardizing the safety of a child... not to mention your honorary Anti-Icrontian status for life.
(Thanks to IC reader Colgere for the story)

Children > alcohol
In every situation.
I'd rather have alcohol than children.
Having alcohol and not having children is fine, however since he had both he = FAIL and needs to be beaten.
BOOOOO!!!
Alcohol therefore children.
But that means you will get drunk quicker, if you are going to dine out with your usual cannibalistic ways, I thought you had to have both
I don't know if I'd rather have alcohol than children, but I know I wouldn't put a child on the floor of a car over alcohol, lol...
I'd rather have alcohol than your children too.
Sorry- couldn't resist the set up.
Shockin'! Cut the guys nuts off, he'll soon learn! LOSER