Wench! I demand 12oz of your finest pure cane soda for my friends and I for we are weary and our quest is long.
Jones Cola has released a special batch of Dungeons & Dragons-themed sodas. With names like Dwarven Draught, Sneak Attack, and Bigby’s Thirst Quenching Destroyer, and bottle art that looks like it’s straight from the Player’s Handbook, the limited edition drinks really capture the spirit of the game. But loot like this never lasts long, so parties interested in this quest should accept it quickly. The limited time offer is bound to disappear soon.
6-packs are $10.99 + shipping while 12-packs are $18.99 + shipping.
And like any item creation, it takes time. The artisans at Jones suggest it’ll take around two weeks to get their new brew to you once you’ve ordered. That’s the price you pay for good pop with no high-fructose corn syrup.