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Karting: CES After Hours

Karting: CES After Hours

Some of the best times at CES happen after the show floor closes. Parties go on all over Vegas at various hotels and clubs, but sometimes they happen at more unusual locations too. The crew at XtremeSystems called in their friends at AMD, Intel, Gigabyte, EVGA, MSI, Kingston, OCZ, Corsair, Swiftech, Thermaltake, Kingpincooling, and Futuremark to put together a sweet shindig at Pole Position raceway this year–something we couldn’t pass up.

Our tame racing drivers are coming for you.

Our tame racing drivers are coming for you.

Brian, Robert, Nick and I hopped a shuttle bus to the party and were immediately greeted by throngs of our peers hanging out, enjoying crazy Bulgarian food, LN2 overclocking, and getting crazy on the race track. We headed over to talk to Charles “Fugger” Wirth and then registered to hit the track by signing our lives away and promising not to sue Pole Position if we wrecked.

The action was fast and furious. Pole Position karts use electric motors to blast around a tight indoor track with a top speed of about 45mph. They’re light, with no steering assist or suspension save for the flexible sidewalls of small rubber slick tires that try desperately to grip the polished concrete floor. The average lap is thirty seconds long, and races are 12 laps around the track. It’s intense, physically demanding, and totally rad.

When our time came, the four of us headed to the pit lane where we were given balaclavas to wear as helmet liners, and then sent off to watch a safety video. TL;DR: the video said don’t crash and don’t pretend to be Takumi or Vin Diesel. This isn’t Initial D or The Fast and the Furious. You aren’t Jeff Gordon or Lightning McQueen.

We found our helmets and karts and hit the track, promptly forgetting all they said in the video.

We hit the track one-by-one, spaced evenly about  in some ill-conceived idea to keep everyone from bunching up. Almost immediately there was bumping, rubbing and spinning out as the pros cut inside lines and clipped apexes in decreasing radius chicanes. Electric karts aren’t kids stuff. The acceleration is instant and there’s no coasting. The technical track quickly separated the slow from the practiced, sadly leaving us Icrontic guys at the back of the pack.

Thermaltake’s Ramsom Koay blasted past me after I cocked up the line in a hairpin, and with the lost momentum I fell quickly behind the pace–then Brian passed me with a nasty bump.

It was on.

I hot-footed the lap through the long left sweeper, late-braking the chicane and going all out and setting my best lap time. And just like that, the checkered flag dropped and we returned to the pit lane.

Robert and Peter can't stop racing. It's addictive as hell.

Robert and Peter can't stop racing. It's addictive as hell.

Nick finished in 7th place, I came in right behind him, and Robert and Brian held down 10th and 11th places respectively. We were bottom rung scrubs, embarrassed and humiliated but optimistic that we’d improve after our first time out. Nick and Brian retired from racing to enjoy the rest of the event but Robert and I were hooked. We raced two more times that night. Robert did the best out of all the Icrontians there, pulling a sixth place finish in the second race with an average lap time of 30.11 seconds. That was just 1:33 off the fastest time. Nice work.

The LN2 was flowing, but we stayed away from the frozen condensation and e-peen. Instead, we spent our time off track watching the tight battles between the folks from XtremeSystems and TechwareLabs who consistently fought for first and second places. Additionally, we finally got to meet Alex from PetrasTechShop, Theo Valich from Bright Side of News, and we had nice chats with the folks from ASUS and Gigabyte. It was a great time.  If records were broken, we didn’t know about it and we were having too much fun to care.

Comments

  1. drasnor
    drasnor Y'all suck, I finished that track at 28.153 seconds last time I was there. Check my scores on their website if you don't believe me :tongue:. I would've at least thought that Pete would beat me.

    -drasnor :fold:
  2. MAGIC
    MAGIC Looks like an awesome time. /envy
  3. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Go Karts are rigged, the fat guy always looses :*(
  4. drasnor
    drasnor Not necessarily Cliff, the fat guy's kart never skids...

    -drasnor :fold:
  5. Petra
    Petra Watch it, I've got video of a couple of the pileups you guys caused out there ;-P
  6. Thrax
    Thrax <- Pileup free. Wish I could say the same about my buddy Pete!
  7. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Ah, that must have been great. I love the CES parties almost always involve extreme overclocking.

    I went to a kart track that sounds very similar to Pole Position near the D when I was up there last spring for my buddy's bachelor party. I don't recall the name unfortunately. Race length seemed about the same though.

    You're not kidding about the physical nature of it all. We raced three times that day, and the next day, my body ached more than it ever has after any exercise routine. It is intensely physical, and your body will remind you of that the next day.

    There's nothing like racing a quick kart like that with slicks on polished concrete. When you power a sweeping corner and feel the back end slide out behind you, man, pure exhilaration.
  8. primesuspect
    primesuspect It may have been Kart 2 Kart, Bobby.
  9. Shorty
    Shorty
    UPSLynx wrote:
    You're not kidding about the physical nature of it all. We raced three times that day, and the next day, my body ached more than it ever has after any exercise routine. It is intensely physical, and your body will remind you of that the next day.

    There's nothing like racing a quick kart like that with slicks on polished concrete. When you power a sweeping corner and feel the back end slide out behind you, man, pure exhilaration.
    You just described the reason why I LOVE karts. There is nothing quite liking throwing a kart around a track. Brakes? What are they?! They should only be used in extreme circumstances.... ;D
  10. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx
    Shorty wrote:
    They should only be used in extreme circumstances.... ;D

    like not blasting the stopped kart that has spun sideways at full speed. I think that's the only time I've used them...

    yep, kart 2 kart is it. They've got a great circuit there. Highly recommended for anyone in the D.
  11. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ 28.688 was my best lap. Search for "Icrontic - peter" to see how we did.

    Alex, if you've got videos of the event, post them up! Just leave out the last lap of my final race where I had to do a three-point-turn to get out of the barrier ;)
  12. Thrax
    Thrax You can delete a video, but I can never unfeel the shame I had for you, Peter Gill.
  13. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ The weight of your shame is surpassed by my own. I aim to some day make amends and atone for my failure.
  14. Ramsom Koay i got 27.88 225 pounds... nailed it
  15. mertesn
    mertesn This needs to be an official EPIC event
  16. primesuspect
    primesuspect at $25 per race, I think it might become a bit cost prohibitive for Expo :D
  17. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Yeah, I'd love to go back, but man, it is expensive. That's a quick $25, too.

    Worth it, but with the high expense of Expo in general, I don't think I'd be up to footing the extra for Karting. (especially considering I have to fly in to the D this summer)
  18. Winfrey
    Winfrey So we should make our own and race them around the neighborhood!!!!11!!111!one!
  19. Shorty
    Shorty Shame, I am a BIG karting fan (and so is the wife). You guys would have a challenge on your hands :cool:
  20. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx
    Shorty wrote:
    Shame, I am a BIG karting fan (and so is the wife). You guys would have a challenge on your hands :cool:

    But Shorty, how can you race if
    you can't reach the pedals?



    man, sorry, that was uncalled for. In a slightly witty mood today :vimp:
  21. mertesn
    mertesn
    at $25 per race, I think it might become a bit cost prohibitive for Expo :D
    True, but it could be along the lines of the golf event.
  22. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ
    i got 27.88 225 pounds... nailed it

    AHAHAH! Ramsom, you're a human calculator!

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