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M. Night Shyamalan, who was this movie for? The Last Airbender review

M. Night Shyamalan, who was this movie for? The Last Airbender review

Today we mourn the loss of these beloved characters.

I have many, many fond memories of the Nickelodeon cartoon epic “Avatar: The Last Airbender”. I remember the first time I saw it; my kids were watching it and I scornfully glanced out of the corner of my eye at the silly cartoon playing on the TV. Ever a cynic, I nevertheless found myself drawn in by the beautiful art, the haunting and mystical soundtrack, and the exciting scenes playing in the other room. I sat down. I watched.

I went back, and watched it from the beginning. For weeks, I was absorbed; the plot got deeper and deeper, the characters became more and more well-developed and the story became engrossing and mature.

By the end of the series, I was in tears. Never in my life had I been moved so much by a show; and by a cartoon, no less.

Since that first viewing, I have watched the entire saga thrice more and am on my fourth viewing. I cannot stop gushing to people who have never seen it: “Trust me,” I say. “You have to see this. It’s incredible.” They usually start as I did: cynical, perhaps rolling their eyes a few times at what first appears to be a children’s cartoon, and then finding themselves wanting to watch just one more episode.

The Last Airbender is a deeply moving and highly spiritual story which is ultimately a three-season-long Buddhist parable. In a gentle and compelling way, it explains many important concepts such as impermanence, balance, suffering, and the cessation of suffering through the removal of worldly attachment. We watch, we absorb, and ultimately we are left to admit that hey… a lot of what they say in this “children’s” cartoon sure does make a lot of sense.

So of course, the anticipation leading up to the live-action rendition of this saga was quite intense. Fans had their doubts about M. Night Shyamalan as a director; they expressed disdain at casting choices, and they wondered if live action was the proper medium for this tale.

All we wanted was for it to be handled correctly.

I’ll start at the end: In a theater full of what had to have been mostly fans (this was the midnight show on opening night, and there were people in costume in the audience), I heard nothing but negative comments, moans and groans, and outright anger at some of the decisions made by Shyamalan.

As a fan sits through the awkward, rushed, and uncomfortable introductions to all the main characters, they keep waiting for things to calm down and for the plot to start. We understand that when attempting to cram 18 episodes of TV content into one and a half hours of theatrical release, there will be sacrifices. We don’t, however, expect them to be sacrifices in something so critical to a character-driven show as… actual character development.

I’m not going to comment on the mutterings about racism in casting; there are other people who are more keen to that idea. I personally find it silly to get upset about the race of actors when we’re talking about a fantasy world that doesn’t actually exist. Talking about who should be Chinese and who should be Indian in a world where China and India don’t exist is a bit too deep for me.

To say that the characters we know and love are shallow and flat in this film is an understatement. Not only are they not the characters we’re used to, they are completely lifeless templates of over-emotional kids, weeping their way from one scene to the next. Even the goofy and beloved Sokka is nothing more than a whiny and angry sidekick who serves absolutely no purpose in this movie. Jackson Rathbone’s “acting” reminds me far, far too much of Hayden Christiansen’s portrayal of Anakin Skywalker. Why do these directors keep thinking that angry and bitter whiners make good characters?

In the show, the only character that came across as whiny and emo was the early Prince Zuko; and yet, in this film, he is one of the only even remotely likable characters. It boggles my mind.

Kitara, as portrayed by Nicola Peltz, delivers one over-acted and forced line after another. I’ve seen better delivery on high school stages. Noah Ringer’s Aang is deplorably bad. He is supposed to be “a light-hearted and fun-loving young monk of the Air Nomads”; the few times he is forced to actually crack a smile or laugh in this film are so awkward that they make you cringe at how contrived his entire performance is.

The only good part of the entire movie.

Fire Lord Ozai is nothing more than a soft and unimposing wimp. This is supposed to be a man who killed his own father and burned his son for speaking out of turn. He is a terrifying man, the ultimate evil in the world. Yet in this film he comes across as nothing more than an imperious and demanding throne-jockey who barks out one futile command after another.

So, with terrible actors, a complete abortion of character development, and the absolute gutting of almost everything we loved about the show, perhaps the plot and special effects can save the day. Wrong.

I find it telling that at no point in the entire movie did anyone in the theater actually laugh out loud. The show is funny—sometimes raucously so—but the movie attempts to appeal to some sweeping sense of outrage and injustice instead. The juvenile and insulting way in which we are presented with the ideas of “Fire Nation Bad! Everyone Else Good!” is so poorly executed that even young fans find themselves angry at the lack of any semblance of plot development or believability. The premise by which Sokka and Kitara leave their homeland and venture off into the skies is insultingly flimsy. “You must go” says “Grandma” (We don’t call her Gran-Gran here, no sir.) “He might be the Avatar”.

The kids discover an Earthbender village that is being held by approximately eight Fire Nation soldiers. They liberate it by doing a little dance and telling the Earthbenders that they need to rise up. A kid throws a rock at a soldier. Sokka hits someone in the head with his boomerang. That’s the end of that.  Before you know it, they’re at the Northern Water Tribe. That’s the summary of about 12 episodes worth of content crammed into 30 minutes of film. There is no Ba Sing Se, there is no Kyoshi Island. We never meet Bu-mi, there are no Kyoshi Warriors, there is no Suki, there are no pirates, and we never hear Uncle Iroh talk about tea. The Blue Spirit makes a brief appearance, but there is no Jet or his Freedom Fighters. Yes, it is that bad.

One last comment about the production: Why would they change the pronunciation of many of the names? It serves no purpose at all, and sounds grating to anyone who has seen even one episode of the TV show. At the end of the film, many people in the theater were loudly bitching about the pronunciation changes. Aang becomes “Ah-ng”. Sokka is “Soe-ka” and Iroh is “ee-roh”. Why? It’s pointless and superbly annoying.

Who is this movie for? Are they trying to attract a new audience? If you’re a fan of the TV show, you will be highly disappointed in this adaptation. M. Night Shyamalan has taken the heart and soul out of a beloved story and left us with a shell that is nothing more than a cardboard diorama with cardboard cutouts inside of it. Don’t waste your money or your time. You will find yourself angry and bitter just like everybody that I shared a theater with tonight.

This is not The Last Airbender. Do yourself a favor, and re-watch the Nickelodeon series on Netflix. You’ll have a much, much better time.

Comments

  1. NLichtman
    NLichtman I was very much looking forward to this movie in the beginning, and then I saw the cast. I was frustrated at their choices for both Zuko and Iroh. I saw the trailer and thought aloud, "This could be pretty good", but there are later elements of the storyline that are portrayed here, so how long is the movie going to be?

    There was a guy on YouTube last week who had never seen the series and gave it a good review, but I trust Brian's judgment over his any day. More likely that I should because like Brian, I am frustrated by many things that directors do for adaptations of characters and story lines.

    In conclusion, I should say that I will most likely not see this movie until I can watch it on the interwebs. Thanks, Brian.
  2. timuchan
    timuchan Sadness, I loved the series too and was hoping for the best.

    Thanks for the review Brian!
  3. Denisa This utterly sucks. I, like you found myself obsessed over the animated series. After wondering why on earth there was a cartoon on Nickelodeon with a bald-headed kid who has a tattoo on his forehead, I too sat down and started watching (started at season2) and with in a few episodes, I had logged on to Netflix and rented the entire series. Its depressing how they could take something so good and make it into something so mediocre. I blame Shamalama-ding dong for screwing it up for all of us. Ugh!
  4. QCH
    QCH I really hope Hollywood would stop fucking up well established franchises. Movies that are based on TV shows, Books, games, or comic books had better be fans of the franchise and swear an oath to uphold the fundamentals of that franchise. I'm tired of being overjoyed that a favorite franchise is coming to the big screen only to be wholly disappointed, not by interpretations but by the fundamentals being screwed.

    Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies... I may not agree with a few of the changes (adding a love interest for Aragorn, or the lead up to Helm's Deep) but Hobitton was frickin spot on. The orcs and the characters were well represented.
  5. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen All of the stuff for Arwen is actually in the books (except for her riding out to pick up Frodo after he got stabbed by the Nazgul), it's simply in the footnotes.

    I avoided seeing the film last night partially because from the other reviews I thought this might be the outcome. Stupid M Night Shamalayacraponyourawesomeshown
  6. Winfrey
    Winfrey *winfrey erases this off his "movies to see" list.

    What a shame. A well done movie adaptation would have been welcomed. Did Perry and Kyle go see it with you? What did they think?
  7. primesuspect
  8. j
    j sooo your saying you didn't like it?
  9. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm And for the other 88% of the world who didn't watch the shows first? What will they think?
  10. Miranda WELL SAID. I find this review to be very helpful. Instead of having to repeat it all to my friends I just shared it on facebook and they can all read for themselves how much it sucked.
  11. Koreish
    Koreish How could they leave out Ba Sing Se? That was such a vital point in the first season not to mention the entire point of the second. Jet and Suki play pretty important roles later too.

    Seems like all my fears have come true about this movie.
  12. Chooch
    Chooch thanks for saving me the money to go see this abortion....
  13. Linc
    Linc If you haven't seen the series, put the money towards renting season 1 on Netflix instead. Thank me later.
  14. primesuspect
    primesuspect
    Snarkasm wrote:
    And for the other 88% of the world who didn't watch the shows first? What will they think?

    It does not stand up on its own at all. I tried imagining what those 88% of those people will think: thus, the title of my review. Who is this movie for?

    Those who have no familiarity with the mythos or the show will find themselves scratching their heads and saying "What is going on". The story has been dumbed down so much that it comes off as something written for the mentality of 5-7 year olds. BAD GUYS ARE BAD. GOOD GUYS, BE TOUGH, DON'T CRY. AVATAR WILL SAVE US.

    If you've never seen the show, you will look at this movie as a children's movie—and a bad one at that.

    Horrible acting, ridiculously juvenile plot, muted and dark colors and special effects, and a completely limp conclusion that is nothing more than a "to be continued..." mean that anyone who is not familiar with the show will have wasted their money seeing this. Read the reviews. This pile of crap is getting universally horrid reviews.
  15. kryyst
    kryyst Can anyone honestly be surprised by this. Shyamalan should never have been put upon to do this movie. He's had 1 possibly stretching it to 2 good ideas for a movie and the rest of his craptacular films have spun off those successes. He's just horrible at making movies and telling a story and he's so utterly caught up in his big twists that they have become predictable and often movie ruining.

    His name on a project is the kiss of death. He's the Uwe Boll of Hollywood.
  16. Starman This review reminded me to go watch the series. I've been meaning to for years, but never got around to it. I think it's about time to go buy the DVDs.
  17. Canti
    Canti This is why I don't mind if the live action Neon Genesis Evangelion never gets made. It's simply impossible translate a full series into a 90-120 minute film and do it right. It would take something on the scale of The Lord of the Rings which is likely too costly for a less well known story.
  18. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen Wow, it has a 7% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I've never seen one so low!
  19. Colgere
    Colgere
    Wow, it has a 7% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I've never seen one so low!
    I'm surprised it's that high.
  20. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Prime, I have not seen the film yet, but I am 100% with you on the show, its an amazing work of art that transends its medium.

    To make the discussion a little more broad, there is somehow this trend in Hollywood, that Darker = better in fantasy. Yeah, that works fantastic for Batman, because Batman without the darkness is a pretty flat and meaningless character. He needed a re imagineing and it took a lousy character and made something better, but Spider Man, Super Man (which everyone hated because it was not dark enough, WFF?), and even Lord of the Rings, as brilliant as it was, just got so dark in some sections that I thought some of the beauty of the world and the point was lost in all the perill. Yes, and last but not least, Star Wars Episode III, which I still love, but at some point I want to see someone, anyone freaking smile, just once, for a few seconds....

    M Night Shyamalan is a one trick Pony (surprise endings) that made two amazing films, one okay movie and a bunch of turds since. The guy has been on the decline for years, and whatever made anyone think that he was the right talent to take this brilliant source material and run with it is beyond me. I so wanted to be wrong, but somehow, I knew it was going to end up a dud.
  21. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm I'm seeing it tonight (the madre still wants to) so we'll see what comes out of that. At least I have low expectations to surpass now... :)
  22. HankLau [hand meet forehead]

    Like everyone else who saw the show, my anticipation turned to sadness in the 5 seconds at the endo of the first trailer to Shyamalan's directorial credit. And then more trailers, and more hopeful anticipation ensued. Given his record, I'd rather not endorse his career any further if he's going to ruin things like Avatar. A marathon of the tv show is more in order. Thanks for the review Prime.
  23. primesuspect
    primesuspect
    HankLau wrote:
    [hand meet forehead]

    Like everyone else who saw the show, my anticipation turned to sadness in the 5 seconds at the endo of the first trailer to Shyamalan's directorial credit. And then more trailers, and more hopeful anticipation ensued. Given his record, I'd rather not endorse his career any further if he's going to ruin things like Avatar. A marathon of the tv show is more in order. Thanks for the review Prime.

    Thanks for stopping by, Hank :)
  24. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm I dunno. I didn't hate it after all. It jumped and was a little fractured, but it wasn't the worst movie of the decade, coming from someone who knows nothing of the series.

    I think I will be watching them in the future, though.
  25. Shorty
    Shorty
    Winfrey wrote:
    *winfrey erases this off his "movies to see" list.

    +1.

    I was teetering on the edge a little about watching this. I am like snark, nor familiar with the source material. The trailer made the movie looked interesting but i was also highly dubious as the director hasn't done a decent movie except his debut (sixth sense).

    Il skip it and put it down as another ruined adaption.
  26. CB
    CB I was going to catch it in the theater, as my wife and I both loved the series, but now, perhaps, we'll wait for the Netflix release.
  27. primesuspect
    primesuspect Two days later, I'm STILL raging about this movie. I was just thinking about yet another ridiculous point: In the beginning we see Kitara "doing poorly" with water bending, and then all of the sudden, she's a master. She never trains, she never struggles, she doesn't apprentice with Master Pakku, she just... suddenly can freeze people and whip them with water.
  28. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm Er, she trains with the avatar. I thought that was pretty well demonstrated when they're both doing the exercises together.

    To me, the ridiculous point is that the fire nation can do anything at all when all three other forces extinguish fire easily. Got a fire? Throw earth on it. Got a fire? Blow it out. Got a fire? Douse it with water. Yet they're somehow dominating anything.
  29. primesuspect
    primesuspect I'll grant you your condescending "er," cause you're you... :p

    The waterbending scroll that Momo found was apparently enough to go from noob to master all by themselves—yet another absolutely flimsy plot device designed to compensate for not following the plot of the show at all. In the real story, Kitara learns a bit from the scroll (which was stolen by pirates and recovered after a wild adventure). When Kitara reaches the Northern Water Tribe, she asks to train with Master Pakku; who refuses to train her because she's a girl. Eventually she proves her worth and becomes his student along with Aang.
  30. QuadyTheTurnip
    QuadyTheTurnip DAMN YOU M NIGHT SHAMWOW
  31. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm Are we ok with not spoiler-tagging these things? Somebody can go through afterwards and clean up if not. :p

    Nothing in the movie appeared to indicate that she learned everything from the scroll - from my point of view, it looked like she learned some from the scroll and practiced that while en route through the earth villages or whatever on the way to the NWT, then appears to train with Aang - so they cut out the conflict, but to an outsider, it otherwise looked reasonable. It never showed Aang directly training with Pakku either, so it's not like it looked like he was getting trained and she wasn't... they both did the same things the whole time.

    It seems like you're upset enough about it to misinterpret pieces to twist it into the abomination you feel that it is. If that's incorrect, I'll apologize, but... I followed the story with no background, I didn't see any great logical inconsistencies, and it seems like you're just hunting for ways to knock it. It's not a fantastic movie, by any means, and I can understand being hurt by an unfaithful remake, but... for people to call it the worst thing in a decade and for a guy's resignation seems like a bit much.
  32. j
    j There are few things that Prime and I agree 100% on. This is one of them. Uncomfortably bad. The bending of the elements is cool and MoMo I thought looked good and least Aang didn't turn in to a giant Fish at the end like in the cartoon. But the acting, no character development, mispronunciations of names, etc. Just make this movie unwatchable. I want to vomit rage everytime I think of this movie. Jarr Jarr is Oscar worthy compared to this pile of dog crap.
  33. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Lets read the opening from Roger Eberts review shall we....

    "The Last Airbender" is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented."

    In other words, Ebert says this film is so bad, you would literally have to invent a way of being more awful than this movie. My loose interpretation is that he feels like it might be the worst film ever made....
  34. Koreish
    Koreish I'm curious how did the bending look?
  35. Thrax
    Thrax A little straighter than in the cartoon, which is another shitty thing about this movie.
  36. Koreish
    Koreish You know what this movie should have been? It should have been an animated movie by the Avatar team with Aang and Zuko searching for Ursa (Zuko's mother). It never really sat right with me that her fate was left completely ambigious.

    Aang could find a small pocket community of Air Nomads left proving that the world is still balanced between the four elements and the Avatar cycle could continue on.
  37. primesuspect
    primesuspect The air, water, and earthbending looked decent. The firebending was dull and muted with one exception (Iroh's rage at Zhao's treatment of the Moon Spirit was frightening). The firebenders seem woefully underpowered in this adaptation. They need sources of fire to bend? huh?
  38. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm At the end, the Fire King indicated that he was "unlocking" everybody's ability to create fire from their chi or whatever - so they had hidden that power from them or whatever, but they were going to let them loose so they could dominate everybody.
  39. primesuspect
    primesuspect He wasn't unlocking anything - they have to wait for the day Sozin's Comet comes in three years time. On that day alone, all Firebenders have the ability to create fire from nothing, at least according to movie canon.

    I'll just say that the original story is significantly different in this regard.
  40. QuadyTheTurnip
    QuadyTheTurnip For the record, I know nothing about Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    The fact that I don't and that so many people say it sucks actually combine to make me want to see it.
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  42. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Why is M Night still allowed to make films? He clearly has no clue what he's doing. He got lucky with some of his early films, and now we sit through attempt after limp attempt.

    Man, it's frustrating to see someone like him still find success in the industry.
  43. primesuspect
    primesuspect I saw one reviewer say something like "It makes you wonder which studio exec's picture of him having sex with goats M. Night has in his possession..."
  44. Shorty
    Shorty Prime, that has to be true. Nothing he has done since sixth sense has been worth a damn of celluloid.
  45. RyanFodder
    RyanFodder
    For the record, I know nothing about Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    The fact that I don't and that so many people say it sucks actually combine to make me want to see it.

    My curiosity is also piqued because of the visceral responses.

    Can we turn it into a drinking game?
  46. Linc
    Linc
    Koreish wrote:
    I'm curious how did the bending look?
    The CGI was sweet, but they needed to complete a six-step dance routine before anything could happen. I'm pretty sure Katara had to do the entire Nutcracker ballet before she could pull off the octopus.
  47. NiGHTS
    NiGHTS So I guess this would be directed at Snark more than anyone else: I know nothing of the series. The trailer looked somewhat interesting - is it worth a $6 matinée showing?
  48. primesuspect
    primesuspect A fantastic piece by Culture Warrior over at FilmSchoolRejects.

    [blockquote]One must conclude, then, that in the face of disapproval by so many, Shyamalan actually thinks he has made a good film, thus revealing Shyamalan’s deadly unknown unknown – the filmmaker does not know that he does not know competent filmmaking – a defense shield fortified by money, ignorance, and ego.[/BLOCKQUOTE]
  49. Snarkasm
  50. gb89mhz When confronted about the movie, Shyamalan said:
    (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/07/m_night_shyamalan_on_the_last.html)

    "It must be a language thing, in terms of a particular accent, a storytelling accent. I can only see it this certain way and I don't know how to think in another language. I think these are exactly the visions that are in my head, so I don't know how to adjust it without being me."

    So basically, Shyamalan's answer as to why he did such a bad movie was saying he wasn't the right director for it. "You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I wasn't even supposed to be there that day!"

    Splendid.
  51. primesuspect
    primesuspect lol brilliant. Thanks a ton, M. Night. :rolleyes:
  52. Thrax
    Thrax I finally saw a clip of this move on YouTube, and I have to say to anyone that saw this in theatres: I'm sorry.

    The four minutes I watched were so tragically bad that it made Anakin's "YOU WILL TRYYYY" speech from SW:EP3 seem like an Oscar-winning performance.
  53. primesuspect
    primesuspect Earthbenders! You are amazing!

    :tim:
  54. Samd Hah. Spot on.
  55. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Not that this review needed any validation, but for the record,
  56. primesuspect
    primesuspect I figured it out!

    M. Night Shyamalan is J.P from "Grandma's Boy"!

    "I'm a genius"

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